Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
The State Of Miami. Yup, We Suck. But...
I haven't commented on the state of UM since the ganking of Randy Shannon, until now.
1. The Gruden rumors seem a little far-fetched. Yet its continually reported (and by good sources), the timing is curious (NFL collective bargaining lockout), and the administration wants to spend the dough to get a good coach. $3 million a year? That's enough to have him at least listen. Based on the athletic director's comments, you better make a big splash... and there's no bigger splash than Gruden.
2. As for right now... We suck, but we have the talent not to suck. When you commit penalties and turnovers, you suck. When you don't play up to your potential, and down to other teams' talent, YOU SUCK. No, Miami wasn't more talented than Ohio State. But we certainly had more in the gun than South Florida, Virginia Tech, and freaking UVA (see why you don't lose to UVA here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidU6ILUQNE and here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zKxcXfKYgY&feature=related).
We're the 4th best team in the state of Florida. When, if ever, has that ever been said about Miami?
3. Randy Shannon needed the axe. He needed it after he lost to UVA, yet the administration gave him the chance to right the ship. Additional losses to Virginia Tech and South Florida doomed his career.
Randy Shannon is an excellent defensive coordinator, solid recruiter, and overall great dude. But he is ill-equipped to deal with the pressures of an attractive head coaching position. He was simply a better #2 than #1. Think Scottie Pippen.
There were signs before the UVA game, though. The lack of discipline and mental toughness were evident due to the outrageous penalties, continuous turnovers, and erratic motivation of the players.
Shannon also mishandled the media. He refused to come on Sid Rosenberg's show because he asked tough questions. If you can't handle honest queries, how can you handle the pressure of the UM alumni, boosters, and fanbase? In addition, he didn't allow his two quarterbacks to speak to the media after the continued turnovers. That sends a bad message. Morris still hasn't spoken. Banning Twitter didn't work, either.
The Shannon era produced zero bowl wins, a losing record against postseason top 25 teams, a .500 record in a mediocre ACC, and at least 4 losses every year. Not good.
I'll give props. Fantastic citizens, outstanding academic and graduation rates, and solid recruiting make Randy Shannon a good asset to a football team. Asset, not head coach. On paper, I'd have to be insane to think that 2010 wouldn't be another stepping stone given the talent. But, I was unfortunately wrong.
4. I'm really not excited about many of the candidates. Richt said no. Dan Mullen? Edsall? That's not a splash. Honestly, there aren't that many big name coaches to match the volume of Kirby Hocutt's desire to return to "revelance."
Jim Harbaugh is almost an impossibility. Bill Cowher is also a nutty choice. Butch Davis? Urban Meyer and Nick Saban's salaries are huge at established title contenders. I'm trying to think outside the box here. Tommy Tuberville seems like a weak choice, given the connotations of the need to make an impact.
The wait continues. Hope for Gruden, but there's probably a 10% shot that he'll be in Miami.
Better than none, right?
1. The Gruden rumors seem a little far-fetched. Yet its continually reported (and by good sources), the timing is curious (NFL collective bargaining lockout), and the administration wants to spend the dough to get a good coach. $3 million a year? That's enough to have him at least listen. Based on the athletic director's comments, you better make a big splash... and there's no bigger splash than Gruden.
2. As for right now... We suck, but we have the talent not to suck. When you commit penalties and turnovers, you suck. When you don't play up to your potential, and down to other teams' talent, YOU SUCK. No, Miami wasn't more talented than Ohio State. But we certainly had more in the gun than South Florida, Virginia Tech, and freaking UVA (see why you don't lose to UVA here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidU6ILUQNE and here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zKxcXfKYgY&feature=related).
We're the 4th best team in the state of Florida. When, if ever, has that ever been said about Miami?
3. Randy Shannon needed the axe. He needed it after he lost to UVA, yet the administration gave him the chance to right the ship. Additional losses to Virginia Tech and South Florida doomed his career.
Randy Shannon is an excellent defensive coordinator, solid recruiter, and overall great dude. But he is ill-equipped to deal with the pressures of an attractive head coaching position. He was simply a better #2 than #1. Think Scottie Pippen.
There were signs before the UVA game, though. The lack of discipline and mental toughness were evident due to the outrageous penalties, continuous turnovers, and erratic motivation of the players.
Shannon also mishandled the media. He refused to come on Sid Rosenberg's show because he asked tough questions. If you can't handle honest queries, how can you handle the pressure of the UM alumni, boosters, and fanbase? In addition, he didn't allow his two quarterbacks to speak to the media after the continued turnovers. That sends a bad message. Morris still hasn't spoken. Banning Twitter didn't work, either.
The Shannon era produced zero bowl wins, a losing record against postseason top 25 teams, a .500 record in a mediocre ACC, and at least 4 losses every year. Not good.
I'll give props. Fantastic citizens, outstanding academic and graduation rates, and solid recruiting make Randy Shannon a good asset to a football team. Asset, not head coach. On paper, I'd have to be insane to think that 2010 wouldn't be another stepping stone given the talent. But, I was unfortunately wrong.
4. I'm really not excited about many of the candidates. Richt said no. Dan Mullen? Edsall? That's not a splash. Honestly, there aren't that many big name coaches to match the volume of Kirby Hocutt's desire to return to "revelance."
Jim Harbaugh is almost an impossibility. Bill Cowher is also a nutty choice. Butch Davis? Urban Meyer and Nick Saban's salaries are huge at established title contenders. I'm trying to think outside the box here. Tommy Tuberville seems like a weak choice, given the connotations of the need to make an impact.
The wait continues. Hope for Gruden, but there's probably a 10% shot that he'll be in Miami.
Better than none, right?
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
UM... and THEM.
Fire Randy Shannon. That’s the opinion that’s going on. Last week, I would have agreed that such is a reactionary and emotional. So let’s take the emotion out of it.
Is Randy Shannon the guy? I don’t know. We have at least one to two years of talent to make up for. Then again, UM is always talented. So, is that good enough? I saw there in the rain last year in Blacksburg. I watched as the penalties and interceptions racked up against Ohio State.
I try not to be emotional. I allow rationale and good judgment to enforce my decisions about UM. But I’m fucking pissed. I’m furious we lost to “THEM.” I’d rather lose to Duke. I’d be sick, but at least you can take medicine for a sickness.
As for the caller who yelled at Mr. Rosenburg for criticizing Randy Shannon, that’s bullshit. That’s part of his job… to put up with the heat, and to take the praise. So shut up, people. Criticism is healthy and necessary.
I applaud the university for its academics. I’m proud to be a fan of that. But do we have to sacrifice one for the other? Do we really have to choose between national championships and Rhodes Scholars? If so, it’s a fucking shame. If we must choose, and the administration is academics first (and inexpensive coaching)… who to replace Shannon? I don’t know… I’m asking.
We need a tight end, and O’Leary is going to FSU. We need more linemen… but who’s coming? The recruiting took a big hit.
We’ve improved every year under Randy Shannon. This year making it to the ACC title game is mandatory. If not, then I’m done. I’ve defended Shannon to the end… and I’ll continue to do so, unless we improve (reach the ACC title game). But I’m fucking pissed we lost to THEM.
I’m out. Go Sid.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Remembering Dr. McGehee, Part 2: Influence
One of the best facets of early pre-production is that you can gauge the interest, talent, and the faculties of your potential collaborator. You're essentially an idea salesman; what snags the really good folks is the idea... and most importantly, what you're going to do with it. When you have the capital to compensate that person, things get even better.
That being said, I have something huge coming down the pike. I dare say, it's larger than anything I've attempted. It's a bold piece of work, and I'll let the news trickle down as things become more concrete. It's developed past an idea, a story, and a sheet of paper.
I've recruited some pretty spectacular people thus far. Four, perhaps five after this week, talented individuals are on board and ready to do some remarkable things. I'm shocked at how many people are content to get a local job, and not pursue something meaningful with their education. I will not fall into such a rut. I've been building myself up to this point for years, and I've finally arrived.
It's thrilling.
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One of Dr. McGehee's favorite references was the "transforming power of education." He's right, and I had the pleasure to film him saying so. Education is a marvelously liberating and rewarding experience. It is almost entirely based on energy and its context in your life.
I remember the passion in his Sherlockian features as he lectured. There was nothing simple about his stories. I could actually smell the death at Gettysburg, feel the depression of Lincoln, and laugh in disgust at Imelda Marcos.
Something a lot of folks don't realize is that the man's "push and pull" was astounding. The more you gave in his classes, the more you got back. Lazy students were unwelcome and downright offensive to his person, as it should be.
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I bitch about the government and goobers in general, but that's my personality. It was Dr. McGehee who commented to me that I was "becoming more radical with age." So I accept and embrace it. Some people just like to be pricks, and those are the folks whom I take issue with. But I am thankful for where I am and what I have become. Many say that "I probably wouldn't be here because of Person A." That's a detestably large understatement.
There are two reasons why I am where I am today. One reason is Kristen. She's awesome like that, and I was lucky she took my Miami Hurricane loving rear-end in. :) The second is Dr. McGehee. I can't begin to even describe what sort of pedestal I place him on. His words, wise counsel, unfathomable kindness, empathy, and comedy are things I take with me on a daily basis. I have a fundamental need to laugh often, and the easiest way to do so is to remember his words.
I ache to do these two people justice, and to make them proud of me. They deserve every inch of my creativity, heart, intelligence, and diligence.
So now I'm going to make my mark.
That being said, I have something huge coming down the pike. I dare say, it's larger than anything I've attempted. It's a bold piece of work, and I'll let the news trickle down as things become more concrete. It's developed past an idea, a story, and a sheet of paper.
I've recruited some pretty spectacular people thus far. Four, perhaps five after this week, talented individuals are on board and ready to do some remarkable things. I'm shocked at how many people are content to get a local job, and not pursue something meaningful with their education. I will not fall into such a rut. I've been building myself up to this point for years, and I've finally arrived.
It's thrilling.
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One of Dr. McGehee's favorite references was the "transforming power of education." He's right, and I had the pleasure to film him saying so. Education is a marvelously liberating and rewarding experience. It is almost entirely based on energy and its context in your life.
I remember the passion in his Sherlockian features as he lectured. There was nothing simple about his stories. I could actually smell the death at Gettysburg, feel the depression of Lincoln, and laugh in disgust at Imelda Marcos.
Something a lot of folks don't realize is that the man's "push and pull" was astounding. The more you gave in his classes, the more you got back. Lazy students were unwelcome and downright offensive to his person, as it should be.
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I bitch about the government and goobers in general, but that's my personality. It was Dr. McGehee who commented to me that I was "becoming more radical with age." So I accept and embrace it. Some people just like to be pricks, and those are the folks whom I take issue with. But I am thankful for where I am and what I have become. Many say that "I probably wouldn't be here because of Person A." That's a detestably large understatement.
There are two reasons why I am where I am today. One reason is Kristen. She's awesome like that, and I was lucky she took my Miami Hurricane loving rear-end in. :) The second is Dr. McGehee. I can't begin to even describe what sort of pedestal I place him on. His words, wise counsel, unfathomable kindness, empathy, and comedy are things I take with me on a daily basis. I have a fundamental need to laugh often, and the easiest way to do so is to remember his words.
I ache to do these two people justice, and to make them proud of me. They deserve every inch of my creativity, heart, intelligence, and diligence.
So now I'm going to make my mark.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Remembering Dr. McGehee, Part 1
Hello all,
It's taken forever for me to get the courage to comment on the greatest loss of my life. It's still hard to even think about him. I have a picture of him in my office. Some may think that's weird, but I don't.
In any case, I'm going to post some short stories about him.
My first comes on the heels of LeBron James to Miami. Cleveland fans are weeping... and I understand that. Sports fans are passionate. But, it's just sports.
I'm a diehard, lifelong Miami Hurricanes fan. I've suffered through the sanctions post Erickson, watched the rise and departure of Butch Davis, been amazed by Ken Dorsey, royally pissed by the devolution under Coker, and now the hope to rise again under Randy Shannon. I pay attention to things like high school recruiting in Florida, jersey numbers, statistics... and I always pay humorous insults to Florida State.
One of Dr. McGehee's favorite quotes was: "Lawrence is the only Caucasian Miami Hurricane fan in America."
"Instead of rooting for the team from your own state, he instead chooses the team from his childhood. That's both psychotic and admirable."
Stuff like that. It was funny, sarcastic, and meant in the best of spirits. My classmates were highly entertained. He watched my face falter from week to week as Miami got worse. The jokes got funnier.
"I can't believe you're still wearing that fucking shirt. Damn, you're brave."
I went to see Kristen in California in Christmas 2005, easily the best three week span and best Christmas of my life. This was before she moved in with me on 4/1/06.
This was also the year Miami would fall out of the national elite. Miami got demolished by LSU in the Peach Bowl. It wasn't even close. But, it wasn't so bad. I was with the redhead. Kristen attests that the worse the Canes are, the quieter of a fan I am. Thankfully, my yelling has gotten louder since 2008.
I return to WV in January of 2006, just in time to jump into Dr. McGehee's Presidency class. His first statement when I walk through the door?
"Where have you been? I've been trying all break to get in touch with you. I thought you were on suicide watch or some damn thing because of Miami. How are you feeling?"
I laughed for three minutes. I then explained to him the situation of my winter. He smiled. When he met Kristen, he understood why.
Dr. McGehee was like that. He'd motivate you so completely to kick ass in the classroom, and then catch you off-guard with the most hilarious thing you've ever heard. I've got a bunch of stories, and I'm slowly going to tell them when the wind blows.
The world got a lot less interesting when it lost its best historian.
It's taken forever for me to get the courage to comment on the greatest loss of my life. It's still hard to even think about him. I have a picture of him in my office. Some may think that's weird, but I don't.
In any case, I'm going to post some short stories about him.
My first comes on the heels of LeBron James to Miami. Cleveland fans are weeping... and I understand that. Sports fans are passionate. But, it's just sports.
I'm a diehard, lifelong Miami Hurricanes fan. I've suffered through the sanctions post Erickson, watched the rise and departure of Butch Davis, been amazed by Ken Dorsey, royally pissed by the devolution under Coker, and now the hope to rise again under Randy Shannon. I pay attention to things like high school recruiting in Florida, jersey numbers, statistics... and I always pay humorous insults to Florida State.
One of Dr. McGehee's favorite quotes was: "Lawrence is the only Caucasian Miami Hurricane fan in America."
"Instead of rooting for the team from your own state, he instead chooses the team from his childhood. That's both psychotic and admirable."
Stuff like that. It was funny, sarcastic, and meant in the best of spirits. My classmates were highly entertained. He watched my face falter from week to week as Miami got worse. The jokes got funnier.
"I can't believe you're still wearing that fucking shirt. Damn, you're brave."
I went to see Kristen in California in Christmas 2005, easily the best three week span and best Christmas of my life. This was before she moved in with me on 4/1/06.
This was also the year Miami would fall out of the national elite. Miami got demolished by LSU in the Peach Bowl. It wasn't even close. But, it wasn't so bad. I was with the redhead. Kristen attests that the worse the Canes are, the quieter of a fan I am. Thankfully, my yelling has gotten louder since 2008.
I return to WV in January of 2006, just in time to jump into Dr. McGehee's Presidency class. His first statement when I walk through the door?
"Where have you been? I've been trying all break to get in touch with you. I thought you were on suicide watch or some damn thing because of Miami. How are you feeling?"
I laughed for three minutes. I then explained to him the situation of my winter. He smiled. When he met Kristen, he understood why.
Dr. McGehee was like that. He'd motivate you so completely to kick ass in the classroom, and then catch you off-guard with the most hilarious thing you've ever heard. I've got a bunch of stories, and I'm slowly going to tell them when the wind blows.
The world got a lot less interesting when it lost its best historian.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Blogging Eclipse
Today was one of those random days when nothing else was happening. We went to see Eclipse, no doubt influenced by its choice of directors. Again, we expect it to be shit... and hope for the best. The books are God-awful, so much so that I stopped reading after the second one (the absolute worst thing I've ever read). I'll be as honest as possible to better inform your spending decisions.
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- I see at least 30 Iphones. It's like the plague.
- Now I see 50.
- The sound is way too fucking loud.
- The Deathly Hallows trailer is awesome. I will be there opening night with proverbial bells on.
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- Texting during a film... how revolting. I wonder what vital, urgent matters are being discussed.
- A death, an early death at that. Could it be that there is some actual conflict in this film?
- Bella and Edward are again in a field. So they're hippies? However, they look a little less stoned than their usual flower-child sense. They must be Florida State fans.
- Wow, Robert and Kristen really aren't good actors. They're not Megan Fox, but certainly no award winners.
-The supporting characters are interesting, far more so than the main characters.
- Can we get some sort of petition to have Ashley Greene dance around in a cage?
- The back stories to the supporting characters give the story something it was missing.
- More death. David Slade's hand, no doubt.
- An infant cries. Why do people bring babies to the theater? Is that really in everyone's best interest?
- The Volturi are the laziest villains I've ever seen.
- Edward and Bella's dialogue is rough to listen to.
- Again, another nice back story for a supporting character.
- What's up with the Confederate soldier turned bad gone good routine?
- Nice shot overhead. Very 30 Days of Night.
- Bryce Dallas Howard is purdy. She should stay as a redhead.
- So Bella is the female Tiger Woods?
* Bella is prostituting her love between two men. Stephanie Meyer's unfulfilled sexual longings are really showing here... for the worst.
- Nice color; I like the greens and how they bleed against the black.
- Damn, Robert Pattinson should just shut up. We get it... you love Bella, and you're mad because you ruined your phone in the last movie.
- I wonder if there's an application that allows some of these irritating texters to text while they screw. I'm being mean, but this is ridiculous.
- This is the most unrealistic love triangle I've ever seen. I understand the nature of fantasy, and the relationships do fantasy injustice. Stephanie Meyer has no shame.
- Special effects? Meh.
- These wolves are cute. I want one. By the way, these aren't werewolves or vampires... they're shape-shifters. Vampires do not sparkle. Only Dracula can hang in the sun and not roast. So, no go.
- Kristen just told me that she knows who started the emo-army... Rick James. I struggle to hold in my laughter.
- Bella just kissed Jacob. 2:1 odds he gets killed.
- Bryce Dallas Howard has nowhere near the screen time she deserves.
- Hey look, Jacob got hurt.
- The Volturi are talkers. They remind me of my Dad.
- Roll credits.
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Final thoughts: skip the horrible books, for the sake of your children. This is the best of the third movies, but it really isn't great. It's not scary, nor is it classified as a horror film. It's not a love story, either, because Robert and Kristen have reached their limit as actors. If David Slade can't bring it out of them... there's not much hope. This film franchise should be classified as art films... nothing more.
The supporting characters run the movie. Bryce Dallas Howard isn't on screen enough to matter. However, there is actual conflict in this go. There are nice shots, good color, and thoughtful sound editing. The direction is good, but there's not much to work with. There are deaths, violence, and some descent sets.
The love story went from promising in the first film to flat-out awful in the third film. It's really bad. Big, big props to David Slade for making this watchable. It's the best film of the bunch, by far. See it. prepare for it to suck, and you'll end up satisfied.
7/10 (bonus to Slade).
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- I see at least 30 Iphones. It's like the plague.
- Now I see 50.
- The sound is way too fucking loud.
- The Deathly Hallows trailer is awesome. I will be there opening night with proverbial bells on.
----
- Texting during a film... how revolting. I wonder what vital, urgent matters are being discussed.
- A death, an early death at that. Could it be that there is some actual conflict in this film?
- Bella and Edward are again in a field. So they're hippies? However, they look a little less stoned than their usual flower-child sense. They must be Florida State fans.
- Wow, Robert and Kristen really aren't good actors. They're not Megan Fox, but certainly no award winners.
-The supporting characters are interesting, far more so than the main characters.
- Can we get some sort of petition to have Ashley Greene dance around in a cage?
- The back stories to the supporting characters give the story something it was missing.
- More death. David Slade's hand, no doubt.
- An infant cries. Why do people bring babies to the theater? Is that really in everyone's best interest?
- The Volturi are the laziest villains I've ever seen.
- Edward and Bella's dialogue is rough to listen to.
- Again, another nice back story for a supporting character.
- What's up with the Confederate soldier turned bad gone good routine?
- Nice shot overhead. Very 30 Days of Night.
- Bryce Dallas Howard is purdy. She should stay as a redhead.
- So Bella is the female Tiger Woods?
* Bella is prostituting her love between two men. Stephanie Meyer's unfulfilled sexual longings are really showing here... for the worst.
- Nice color; I like the greens and how they bleed against the black.
- Damn, Robert Pattinson should just shut up. We get it... you love Bella, and you're mad because you ruined your phone in the last movie.
- I wonder if there's an application that allows some of these irritating texters to text while they screw. I'm being mean, but this is ridiculous.
- This is the most unrealistic love triangle I've ever seen. I understand the nature of fantasy, and the relationships do fantasy injustice. Stephanie Meyer has no shame.
- Special effects? Meh.
- These wolves are cute. I want one. By the way, these aren't werewolves or vampires... they're shape-shifters. Vampires do not sparkle. Only Dracula can hang in the sun and not roast. So, no go.
- Kristen just told me that she knows who started the emo-army... Rick James. I struggle to hold in my laughter.
- Bella just kissed Jacob. 2:1 odds he gets killed.
- Bryce Dallas Howard has nowhere near the screen time she deserves.
- Hey look, Jacob got hurt.
- The Volturi are talkers. They remind me of my Dad.
- Roll credits.
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Final thoughts: skip the horrible books, for the sake of your children. This is the best of the third movies, but it really isn't great. It's not scary, nor is it classified as a horror film. It's not a love story, either, because Robert and Kristen have reached their limit as actors. If David Slade can't bring it out of them... there's not much hope. This film franchise should be classified as art films... nothing more.
The supporting characters run the movie. Bryce Dallas Howard isn't on screen enough to matter. However, there is actual conflict in this go. There are nice shots, good color, and thoughtful sound editing. The direction is good, but there's not much to work with. There are deaths, violence, and some descent sets.
The love story went from promising in the first film to flat-out awful in the third film. It's really bad. Big, big props to David Slade for making this watchable. It's the best film of the bunch, by far. See it. prepare for it to suck, and you'll end up satisfied.
7/10 (bonus to Slade).
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Top 11 of 2010, So Far
Hello all,
I promise not to bore you with details of these films, but some need an honest opinion. Since you spend your hard-earned (or inherited) money, you may need some guidance in how to spend it. I have never seen so many films in a five month span (though it may seem like I do). So, here goes:
11. Percy Jackson & the Olympians. 4.5/10
What Worked: The cinematography and special effects. Then again, that's a given in modern cinema, isn't it?
What Didn't: The story. Can anyone explain to me the goal of the story? The acting needed also needed some help.
Try This Movie Instead: This film was an attempt to gain money off of the rush of Greek mythology stuff (Clash of the Titans). It combined Harry Potter with Greek stuff. Try the Harry Potter series for better results.
10. Daybreakers. 5/10.
What Worked: The editing and a lack of slow-motion. Unlike the slow-mo fest of such films as Blade: Trinity, it allowed the violence actually happen. Good performances by the lead actors.
What Didn't: Lost most modern horror, it was a gross-out fest. How to make you sick in 90 minutes without scaring you.
Try This Movie Instead: Interview With the Vampire
9. Valentine's Day. 6.5/10.
What Worked: Pretty girls, and simple sub-stories. Anne Hathaway was particularly good.
What Didn't: Fitting too much into the script.
Try This Movie Instead: This movie tries mightily to be Love Actually, and misses.
8. Iron Man 2. 6.5/10.
What Worked: Special effects, the primary cast.
What Didn't: This movie was totally rushed. The first half especially so. The female characters had no substance whatsoever. The obligatory "wink at the camera" in a Marvel movie.
Try These Instead: The Incredible Hulk, Blade (1998).
7. Legion. 7/10.
What Worked: Strong cast, simple story. Creepy old people.
What Didn't: Way too fast. Throw-away dialogue.
Try This Movie Instead: The Prophecy.
6. Clash of the Titans. 7/10.
What Worked: Thoughtful sequences. Great animation. Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, and all of the other cast except...
What Didn't: Sam Worthington. Somebody get this guy some face-acting lessons and keep his ass in Terminator: Salvation. Good grief. Don't watch this in 3D unless you want your eyes to hurt.
Try This Movie Instead: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
5. Alice in Wonderland. 7/10.
What Worked: A strong cast, lead and supporting. Anne Hathaway again steals the show. Nice things to look at. 3D is good.
What Didn't: The Tim Burton factor. I am fully aware of his popularity, but the cast looked like life-size corpses. This is also at least the second Tim Burton movie in which Johnny Depp looks like a reject from Dracula A.D. 1972 (the other being Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).
Try This Movie: It is worth seeing. Some, perhaps most, will love it. I'd see it again.
4. Oceans. 8/10.
What Worked: Spectacular footage and ridiculously cute animals. It's gorgeous.
What Didn't: A touch too political and a bit too short.
See It: It's better than Earth. Maybe the DVD will have some bonus footage.
3. The Lovely Bones. 8/10.
What Worked: I was pleasantly surprised by everything. Solid all the way around. Nice to listen to and look at. Peter Jackson's best movie.
What Didn't: The ending didn't fit at all with the theme of the film.
Buy It: It literally has something for everyone. Take it in its proper context, and you've got a gem.
2. The Wolfman. 8/10.
What Worked: The performances, editing, and the violence. The werewolves were brutal. It's refreshing to see females shine, and Emily Blunt was wonderful. Anthony Hopkins, Benicio Del Toro, and Hugo Weaving were their usual effective selves.
What Didn't: The first few minutes of the movie were way too fast. Character development is key. The fate of Anthony Hopkins's character rubbed me the wrong way and was a little cheap.
Am I Hearing You Correctly?: Yes, I liked it better than the original. I almost never say things like that. Guess what? A Director's Cut DVD is coming, making me all the more happy.
1. How To Train Your Dragon. 9/10.
What Worked: Where did this movie come from? A clean, simple story. Cute dragons. Great animation. Splendid voice performances. Funny Vikings.
What Didn't: Some of the dialogue was out of place. You could really tell with Gerard Butler's.
So Far, It's Tops: Pleasing. Potentially addictive for adults and kids.
Comments and gripes welcome.
I promise not to bore you with details of these films, but some need an honest opinion. Since you spend your hard-earned (or inherited) money, you may need some guidance in how to spend it. I have never seen so many films in a five month span (though it may seem like I do). So, here goes:
11. Percy Jackson & the Olympians. 4.5/10
What Worked: The cinematography and special effects. Then again, that's a given in modern cinema, isn't it?
What Didn't: The story. Can anyone explain to me the goal of the story? The acting needed also needed some help.
Try This Movie Instead: This film was an attempt to gain money off of the rush of Greek mythology stuff (Clash of the Titans). It combined Harry Potter with Greek stuff. Try the Harry Potter series for better results.
10. Daybreakers. 5/10.
What Worked: The editing and a lack of slow-motion. Unlike the slow-mo fest of such films as Blade: Trinity, it allowed the violence actually happen. Good performances by the lead actors.
What Didn't: Lost most modern horror, it was a gross-out fest. How to make you sick in 90 minutes without scaring you.
Try This Movie Instead: Interview With the Vampire
9. Valentine's Day. 6.5/10.
What Worked: Pretty girls, and simple sub-stories. Anne Hathaway was particularly good.
What Didn't: Fitting too much into the script.
Try This Movie Instead: This movie tries mightily to be Love Actually, and misses.
8. Iron Man 2. 6.5/10.
What Worked: Special effects, the primary cast.
What Didn't: This movie was totally rushed. The first half especially so. The female characters had no substance whatsoever. The obligatory "wink at the camera" in a Marvel movie.
Try These Instead: The Incredible Hulk, Blade (1998).
7. Legion. 7/10.
What Worked: Strong cast, simple story. Creepy old people.
What Didn't: Way too fast. Throw-away dialogue.
Try This Movie Instead: The Prophecy.
6. Clash of the Titans. 7/10.
What Worked: Thoughtful sequences. Great animation. Liam Neeson, Ralph Fiennes, and all of the other cast except...
What Didn't: Sam Worthington. Somebody get this guy some face-acting lessons and keep his ass in Terminator: Salvation. Good grief. Don't watch this in 3D unless you want your eyes to hurt.
Try This Movie Instead: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
5. Alice in Wonderland. 7/10.
What Worked: A strong cast, lead and supporting. Anne Hathaway again steals the show. Nice things to look at. 3D is good.
What Didn't: The Tim Burton factor. I am fully aware of his popularity, but the cast looked like life-size corpses. This is also at least the second Tim Burton movie in which Johnny Depp looks like a reject from Dracula A.D. 1972 (the other being Charlie and the Chocolate Factory).
Try This Movie: It is worth seeing. Some, perhaps most, will love it. I'd see it again.
4. Oceans. 8/10.
What Worked: Spectacular footage and ridiculously cute animals. It's gorgeous.
What Didn't: A touch too political and a bit too short.
See It: It's better than Earth. Maybe the DVD will have some bonus footage.
3. The Lovely Bones. 8/10.
What Worked: I was pleasantly surprised by everything. Solid all the way around. Nice to listen to and look at. Peter Jackson's best movie.
What Didn't: The ending didn't fit at all with the theme of the film.
Buy It: It literally has something for everyone. Take it in its proper context, and you've got a gem.
2. The Wolfman. 8/10.
What Worked: The performances, editing, and the violence. The werewolves were brutal. It's refreshing to see females shine, and Emily Blunt was wonderful. Anthony Hopkins, Benicio Del Toro, and Hugo Weaving were their usual effective selves.
What Didn't: The first few minutes of the movie were way too fast. Character development is key. The fate of Anthony Hopkins's character rubbed me the wrong way and was a little cheap.
Am I Hearing You Correctly?: Yes, I liked it better than the original. I almost never say things like that. Guess what? A Director's Cut DVD is coming, making me all the more happy.
1. How To Train Your Dragon. 9/10.
What Worked: Where did this movie come from? A clean, simple story. Cute dragons. Great animation. Splendid voice performances. Funny Vikings.
What Didn't: Some of the dialogue was out of place. You could really tell with Gerard Butler's.
So Far, It's Tops: Pleasing. Potentially addictive for adults and kids.
Comments and gripes welcome.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Wish List For 2010
10 being most important.
1. More happiness.
2. Social justice.
3. Given my deserved compensation.
4. One empathetic friend.
5. Nice things to look at and listen to.
6. Generous hours of peace per day.
7. Improved health.
8. My path to be revealed.
9. The best year of my life.
10. Kristen's happiness.
1. More happiness.
2. Social justice.
3. Given my deserved compensation.
4. One empathetic friend.
5. Nice things to look at and listen to.
6. Generous hours of peace per day.
7. Improved health.
8. My path to be revealed.
9. The best year of my life.
10. Kristen's happiness.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
The Pre-Sherlock Holmes Favorite Film List of 2009
Hello all,
I've seen 15 films this year in theatres. I have yet to see Sherlock Holmes (hence, the title) or Nine (Kristen's influence). 15 is about an average year quantity wise.
Quality? There were a handful of films which I really liked, but none I loved. Two are what I consider "great" (because the standard is so low), but none I'd give a 9/10. The maximum is 8. Please note that these are only ones I've seen in the theaters. I've seen more on video and in class.
So, from worst to best...
15. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.
Kristen loves Kristin Kreuk and Chun-Li, and that's why I saw it. From the poo-poo acting to the camera winks, it's a pile of shit. In fact, Kristin K. was the only redeemable thing about the movie.
14. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
I don't need to go into detail. It's really that bad.
13. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian.
While the first film was creative and new, the sequel got old fast.
12. New Moon.
As long as you put it in its proper context, it's watchable. Please remember it's not a horror movie. The films are much better than the books, which make me want to hurt myself.
11. Paranormal Activity.
Bad ending. Descent premise. A big upgrade from Blair Witch, though neither are really scary.
10. X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
A little underrated. Liev Schreiber and Ryan Reynolds are what makes the movie tick.
9. Watchmen.
Overrated and a little long. Though everyone loves Rorschach, Jeffrey Dean Morgan made this movie for me.
8. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans.
Much better on a second viewing. Ties up the Underworld mythology nicely.
7. Bruno.
Not as good as Borat, but close. Inappropriate and hilarious, right up my alley.
6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Not as good as Order of the Phoenix, but enjoyable. Alan Rickman needed much more screen time.
5. Public Enemies.
Michael Mann gangster film. No need to explain.
4. A Christmas Carol.
An unexpected pleasure. Beautiful and a little creepy.
3. Earth.
Breathtaking and gut-wrenching.
2. The Princess and the Frog.
I laughed more in this movie than I have at any other this year. It's about time they had an African-American princess. Please, Disney... do this style of animation over Pixar.
1. Terminator Salvation.
Great story and even better special effects. Highly underrated and deserving of a sequel.
I've seen 15 films this year in theatres. I have yet to see Sherlock Holmes (hence, the title) or Nine (Kristen's influence). 15 is about an average year quantity wise.
Quality? There were a handful of films which I really liked, but none I loved. Two are what I consider "great" (because the standard is so low), but none I'd give a 9/10. The maximum is 8. Please note that these are only ones I've seen in the theaters. I've seen more on video and in class.
So, from worst to best...
15. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.
Kristen loves Kristin Kreuk and Chun-Li, and that's why I saw it. From the poo-poo acting to the camera winks, it's a pile of shit. In fact, Kristin K. was the only redeemable thing about the movie.
14. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
I don't need to go into detail. It's really that bad.
13. Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian.
While the first film was creative and new, the sequel got old fast.
12. New Moon.
As long as you put it in its proper context, it's watchable. Please remember it's not a horror movie. The films are much better than the books, which make me want to hurt myself.
11. Paranormal Activity.
Bad ending. Descent premise. A big upgrade from Blair Witch, though neither are really scary.
10. X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
A little underrated. Liev Schreiber and Ryan Reynolds are what makes the movie tick.
9. Watchmen.
Overrated and a little long. Though everyone loves Rorschach, Jeffrey Dean Morgan made this movie for me.
8. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans.
Much better on a second viewing. Ties up the Underworld mythology nicely.
7. Bruno.
Not as good as Borat, but close. Inappropriate and hilarious, right up my alley.
6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
Not as good as Order of the Phoenix, but enjoyable. Alan Rickman needed much more screen time.
5. Public Enemies.
Michael Mann gangster film. No need to explain.
4. A Christmas Carol.
An unexpected pleasure. Beautiful and a little creepy.
3. Earth.
Breathtaking and gut-wrenching.
2. The Princess and the Frog.
I laughed more in this movie than I have at any other this year. It's about time they had an African-American princess. Please, Disney... do this style of animation over Pixar.
1. Terminator Salvation.
Great story and even better special effects. Highly underrated and deserving of a sequel.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Bad Drivers and How I Deal With Them
I always thought I was a descent driver. I had a few nicks early in my career, but nothing terrible to speak of.
When I visited California in Dec. '05, it was a new world. No cops and too many rich people... horrible driving conditions. Stop lights and turning signals did not exist. The speed limit seemed like a myth.
I came home, finding it easier to avoid bad things after driving in California. To be honest, West Virginia is a little better than CA. But...
...Super Bowl time last year I went to Southridge Shopping Center (the unfortunate social center of Charleston). I got smashed in the rear by one of the many chaotic fools on the road.
Fortunately, I was in the middle of a defensive driving course required for my job. I thought initially thought it was bullshit (like most of what the government thinks is good). But, I learned a few things which have saved my ass more than twice.
1. Slow the fuck down. There's no real reason to speed. I formerly was an extremely impatient fellow. Then I started to calm down and use the cruise control. The more I observed my fellow motorists, the more idiotic the roadways became.
Most people speed, and get pissed when they're stuck behind you when you don't speed. I drive at the speed limit, and folks still zip by me in absolute rage. There is no line, and people are in too much of a hurry. The NASCAR mentality may have something to do with this, but I believe most drivers are just impatient pricks.
2. Keep a good following distance. I do not tailgate. I will not tailgate. Fuckface who tailgated ran into my ass. If it means slowing down, do it. I've heard more than once that "I'm a good driver" while riding someone's ass.
I actually called the cops on a truck driver who flashed his lights at me and attempted to ram me because I decided to go the speed limit. Long story short, that motherfucker doesn't work there anymore. There is no reason to ride someone's ass.
3. Stay off the phone. That's pretty simple. If you must use the phone, at least put it on speaker. I have a passenger handle that shit. It also saved my neck.
...just thought I'd like to pass that along.
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Funny story.
Usually yelling swear words at drivers gets them to back off or at least pass you. A couple weeks ago, a woman on the cell phone in a nicely pressed van didn't seem to respond to "fuck." So I pulled out something original. I usually leave folks alone, but she was being an asshole.
I rolled out the window, and yelled: "YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU!" That seemed to work as she slowed down and hung up her little Iphone. In fact, it worked a lot better than "fuck." Shouting things which folks can't respond to usually gets best results.
"Stop touching yourself" is next.
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So please... for the sake of all descent mamma-jamma's, try to drive a little better. Wherever you're going and whatever you're going to will still be there, I swear.
Save the close contact for the bedroom.
Cheers,
LB
When I visited California in Dec. '05, it was a new world. No cops and too many rich people... horrible driving conditions. Stop lights and turning signals did not exist. The speed limit seemed like a myth.
I came home, finding it easier to avoid bad things after driving in California. To be honest, West Virginia is a little better than CA. But...
...Super Bowl time last year I went to Southridge Shopping Center (the unfortunate social center of Charleston). I got smashed in the rear by one of the many chaotic fools on the road.
Fortunately, I was in the middle of a defensive driving course required for my job. I thought initially thought it was bullshit (like most of what the government thinks is good). But, I learned a few things which have saved my ass more than twice.
1. Slow the fuck down. There's no real reason to speed. I formerly was an extremely impatient fellow. Then I started to calm down and use the cruise control. The more I observed my fellow motorists, the more idiotic the roadways became.
Most people speed, and get pissed when they're stuck behind you when you don't speed. I drive at the speed limit, and folks still zip by me in absolute rage. There is no line, and people are in too much of a hurry. The NASCAR mentality may have something to do with this, but I believe most drivers are just impatient pricks.
2. Keep a good following distance. I do not tailgate. I will not tailgate. Fuckface who tailgated ran into my ass. If it means slowing down, do it. I've heard more than once that "I'm a good driver" while riding someone's ass.
I actually called the cops on a truck driver who flashed his lights at me and attempted to ram me because I decided to go the speed limit. Long story short, that motherfucker doesn't work there anymore. There is no reason to ride someone's ass.
3. Stay off the phone. That's pretty simple. If you must use the phone, at least put it on speaker. I have a passenger handle that shit. It also saved my neck.
...just thought I'd like to pass that along.
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Funny story.
Usually yelling swear words at drivers gets them to back off or at least pass you. A couple weeks ago, a woman on the cell phone in a nicely pressed van didn't seem to respond to "fuck." So I pulled out something original. I usually leave folks alone, but she was being an asshole.
I rolled out the window, and yelled: "YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU!" That seemed to work as she slowed down and hung up her little Iphone. In fact, it worked a lot better than "fuck." Shouting things which folks can't respond to usually gets best results.
"Stop touching yourself" is next.
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So please... for the sake of all descent mamma-jamma's, try to drive a little better. Wherever you're going and whatever you're going to will still be there, I swear.
Save the close contact for the bedroom.
Cheers,
LB
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Blogging New Moon: A Review
The following are thoughts from the movie “New Moon.” I’ve never reviewed in this style yet, so it’ll be entertaining. I read the book before the movie, and it was absolutely dreadful. Useful as toilet paper, but not much else. Do keep in mind that these books and films aren’t from the horror genre.
Spoilers ahead.
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“Let’s get it over with,” said Kristen after a meal from Bob Evans.
We went to see Twilight last year with the idea that it would be the worst movie ever. I’m expecting New Moon to blow.
I ask the chick who got our tickets if the actors look as stoned as they are in real life. She holds back a huge ferocious laugh.
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Sherlock Holmes! I wonder if anyone reads Conan Doyle anymore.
I see at least 26 iphones. Oi. Yuppies anonymous.
Ha! Alec Baldwin said “omg” in a trailer. Talk about reading the crowd.
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Wow, Bella actually doesn’t look stoned.
Robert Pattison in slow-mo is ridiculous. I’m officially pissed off. Some girl in the front row wet herself apparently.
Edward looks like he has mudbutt. Maybe that’s why he’s so sad. Can sparklepires have mudbutt?
The music sucks.
Helllloooooo Ashley Greene.
I like the dude who plays Bella’s dad (Bill something). He seems to humanize things.
Wow, they actually gave the guy who played Emmitt Cullen a line.
Peter Facinelli needs more to do with his character.
Edward is leaving Bella. Did that dude sitting behind me start crying?
Bella looks stoned again. Maybe the intermittent drug use is for dramatic effect.
Kristen Stewart is doing a good job. Better than the first.
My wife has really nice hands. Oh yeah, a movie’s playing.
Laurent is not a bad part to play. Too bad he’s going to be dog food.
Awww, how cute! The werewolves make me want to adopt a puppy.
Bad CGI withstanding, the movement of the wolves is interesting.
They shaved Jacob Black’s hair. I guess the werewolves have some sort of de-fro’ ing ritual.
Werewolves don’t need shirts. They’re weatherproof.
Bella’s happy again now that she got her ass out of the house. Again, she looks less stoned.
Now she’s a danger junkie and addicted to speed (pun intended).
This music really does suck. They’ve lost the whiny guitar from the first movie that sounds like a cat taking a dump, but this is worse.
This movie is much better than the book (so was the first one).
Bella, doing a failed Superman impression, jumps into the water.
Ashley Greene’s back. Hallelujah.
Edward smashed his iphone. Good for him. The world needs less of them.
Something about Edward listening to country music and he wants to hang himself for it. I don’t blame him. Too much Conway Twitty can do that to a person.
Sparklepires are required by screenwriting law to drive fast.
Nice shot of the Italian festival.
Edward is shirtless again. Did that dude behind me gasp? As long as he keeps his hands to himself, we’re good.
I can already smell the perverts ready for Dakota Fanning. I guess Hugh Hefner will be buzzing her before long.
Hey look, it’s Colossus…
…and they still haven’t given him a line. I guess the X-Men people spread the word.
Michael Sheen looks like he’s having fun.
The Volturi’s eyes actually look disturbing. Good job.
Colossus smash!
Does the dude behind me realize this isn’t real?
Edward’s back, and he’s ready for pooty.
Another line for Emmitt Cullen. Up yours, Matrix!
Edward’s mad at his family. Somebody needs to give him a hug.
So if Bella gets hitched to Edward, will that at least make him cheer up?
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Not a bad movie. The filmmakers did a hell of a job considering the material. While Stephanie Meyer should be arrested for crimes against literature, the movies so far aren’t that bad. They’re worth watching.
Most of the actors did a nice job. Edward’s lines are weak, but Pattison did what he could. Kristen Stewart has improved greatly. The slow motion has got to go. Someone needs to get a grip on that. The music was flat out horrible and inappropriate. The supporting cast seems to steal the spotlight at times, and that really isn’t a bad thing. The movie is nice to look at.
I’m really surprised the filmmakers made this book watchable. Bonus point to Edward for smashing an iphone.
5/10.
Spoilers ahead.
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“Let’s get it over with,” said Kristen after a meal from Bob Evans.
We went to see Twilight last year with the idea that it would be the worst movie ever. I’m expecting New Moon to blow.
I ask the chick who got our tickets if the actors look as stoned as they are in real life. She holds back a huge ferocious laugh.
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Sherlock Holmes! I wonder if anyone reads Conan Doyle anymore.
I see at least 26 iphones. Oi. Yuppies anonymous.
Ha! Alec Baldwin said “omg” in a trailer. Talk about reading the crowd.
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Wow, Bella actually doesn’t look stoned.
Robert Pattison in slow-mo is ridiculous. I’m officially pissed off. Some girl in the front row wet herself apparently.
Edward looks like he has mudbutt. Maybe that’s why he’s so sad. Can sparklepires have mudbutt?
The music sucks.
Helllloooooo Ashley Greene.
I like the dude who plays Bella’s dad (Bill something). He seems to humanize things.
Wow, they actually gave the guy who played Emmitt Cullen a line.
Peter Facinelli needs more to do with his character.
Edward is leaving Bella. Did that dude sitting behind me start crying?
Bella looks stoned again. Maybe the intermittent drug use is for dramatic effect.
Kristen Stewart is doing a good job. Better than the first.
My wife has really nice hands. Oh yeah, a movie’s playing.
Laurent is not a bad part to play. Too bad he’s going to be dog food.
Awww, how cute! The werewolves make me want to adopt a puppy.
Bad CGI withstanding, the movement of the wolves is interesting.
They shaved Jacob Black’s hair. I guess the werewolves have some sort of de-fro’ ing ritual.
Werewolves don’t need shirts. They’re weatherproof.
Bella’s happy again now that she got her ass out of the house. Again, she looks less stoned.
Now she’s a danger junkie and addicted to speed (pun intended).
This music really does suck. They’ve lost the whiny guitar from the first movie that sounds like a cat taking a dump, but this is worse.
This movie is much better than the book (so was the first one).
Bella, doing a failed Superman impression, jumps into the water.
Ashley Greene’s back. Hallelujah.
Edward smashed his iphone. Good for him. The world needs less of them.
Something about Edward listening to country music and he wants to hang himself for it. I don’t blame him. Too much Conway Twitty can do that to a person.
Sparklepires are required by screenwriting law to drive fast.
Nice shot of the Italian festival.
Edward is shirtless again. Did that dude behind me gasp? As long as he keeps his hands to himself, we’re good.
I can already smell the perverts ready for Dakota Fanning. I guess Hugh Hefner will be buzzing her before long.
Hey look, it’s Colossus…
…and they still haven’t given him a line. I guess the X-Men people spread the word.
Michael Sheen looks like he’s having fun.
The Volturi’s eyes actually look disturbing. Good job.
Colossus smash!
Does the dude behind me realize this isn’t real?
Edward’s back, and he’s ready for pooty.
Another line for Emmitt Cullen. Up yours, Matrix!
Edward’s mad at his family. Somebody needs to give him a hug.
So if Bella gets hitched to Edward, will that at least make him cheer up?
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Not a bad movie. The filmmakers did a hell of a job considering the material. While Stephanie Meyer should be arrested for crimes against literature, the movies so far aren’t that bad. They’re worth watching.
Most of the actors did a nice job. Edward’s lines are weak, but Pattison did what he could. Kristen Stewart has improved greatly. The slow motion has got to go. Someone needs to get a grip on that. The music was flat out horrible and inappropriate. The supporting cast seems to steal the spotlight at times, and that really isn’t a bad thing. The movie is nice to look at.
I’m really surprised the filmmakers made this book watchable. Bonus point to Edward for smashing an iphone.
5/10.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Wishes From the Disenchanted
1. To wistfully surrender to another sweet kiss.
2. More happiness. Everybody needs it.
3. Someone to shut up Chris Dodd
4. While they're at it... Michelle Bachmann, Roland Burris, Sarah Palin, Al Sharpton, and the hundreds of political entities who annoy the everloving piss out of me.
5. A Dark Knight sequel involving Two-Face (call me crazy, but I don't care).
6. Conservatives who accept gays, and hippies that shave and bathe (paraphrasing Patton Oswalt).
7. A rationale explanation on why the public allows Hollywood to mass produce shit (.
8. Another vacation. It did me a lot of good.
9. A quick extinction for reality television.
10. Money in my pocket so my wife and I can have a child.
11. A really great semester.
12. An even better Christmas.
13. My thesis (all three of them) to royally kick ass.
14. To visit Europe.
15. To find one political figure who doesn't cheat on their spouses.
16. Another great John Grisham book.
17. For the BBC to dramatize some more stories.
18. To own the Complete Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes collection from the above listed company. But, it's expensive.
19. For someone to actually do something about poverty, especially in West Virginia.
20. For my neighbors to finally run out of their endless supply of fireworks, which wake me every night until 2 A.M.
R.I.P. Michael Jackson.
2. More happiness. Everybody needs it.
3. Someone to shut up Chris Dodd
4. While they're at it... Michelle Bachmann, Roland Burris, Sarah Palin, Al Sharpton, and the hundreds of political entities who annoy the everloving piss out of me.
5. A Dark Knight sequel involving Two-Face (call me crazy, but I don't care).
6. Conservatives who accept gays, and hippies that shave and bathe (paraphrasing Patton Oswalt).
7. A rationale explanation on why the public allows Hollywood to mass produce shit (.
8. Another vacation. It did me a lot of good.
9. A quick extinction for reality television.
10. Money in my pocket so my wife and I can have a child.
11. A really great semester.
12. An even better Christmas.
13. My thesis (all three of them) to royally kick ass.
14. To visit Europe.
15. To find one political figure who doesn't cheat on their spouses.
16. Another great John Grisham book.
17. For the BBC to dramatize some more stories.
18. To own the Complete Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes collection from the above listed company. But, it's expensive.
19. For someone to actually do something about poverty, especially in West Virginia.
20. For my neighbors to finally run out of their endless supply of fireworks, which wake me every night until 2 A.M.
R.I.P. Michael Jackson.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Waterboarding...
I've got some bad news for everyone involved in this argument... there are no winners.
Waterboarding is torture. No delusion can ever change that. Unfortunately, sometimes... that's our only option. My friends on the left are going to hate this, but I'll explain.
Say we've caught Killer A. Killer A is part of an organization which plans to hit the U.S. with another bomb. That bomb is on a plane heading for the U.S., and it plans to detonate in one hour. You've exhausted diplomacy, bargaining, and psychological intimidation. The clock is ticking. Thousands of lives are in the process. Would you?
Bringing it closer to home, say someone abducted the one you love. Say you've got the criminal, and you can't open the combination lock to free that person you love. Time is ticking. Law enforcement is nowhere to be found. The criminal isn't budging. What would you do?
You'd do it. I'd do it, and I have the stones to admit it. I am in no way endorsing some sort of Batman-ish vigilante style violence... but you get my point.
At times, torture is the only option. However, it should only be used as a final option to the worst of circumstances. I'm open to listening to comments.
The Bush Administration is another freaking story. The more evidence released, the more it looks like the reasoning behind the waterboarding was political. However, not all of the information was released.
Here's my take: Cheney and friends authorized torture. They did it as a knee-jerk reaction to a post-9/11 world. It's been done before (Cromwell, Stalin), and it will unfortunately be done again. That doesn't make it right, but there may have been some truly good reasoning behind it. If waterboarding performed the function per my reasoning above, I'll bite. However, the number of times waterboarding took place per individual is questionable.
And if any of you think Pelosi or the high level Democrats are innocent or oblivious on this, think again. If it comes out that our worst fears are confirmed, then Pelosi should be behind bars with "Dead Eye Dick."
Any questions?
Waterboarding is torture. No delusion can ever change that. Unfortunately, sometimes... that's our only option. My friends on the left are going to hate this, but I'll explain.
Say we've caught Killer A. Killer A is part of an organization which plans to hit the U.S. with another bomb. That bomb is on a plane heading for the U.S., and it plans to detonate in one hour. You've exhausted diplomacy, bargaining, and psychological intimidation. The clock is ticking. Thousands of lives are in the process. Would you?
Bringing it closer to home, say someone abducted the one you love. Say you've got the criminal, and you can't open the combination lock to free that person you love. Time is ticking. Law enforcement is nowhere to be found. The criminal isn't budging. What would you do?
You'd do it. I'd do it, and I have the stones to admit it. I am in no way endorsing some sort of Batman-ish vigilante style violence... but you get my point.
At times, torture is the only option. However, it should only be used as a final option to the worst of circumstances. I'm open to listening to comments.
The Bush Administration is another freaking story. The more evidence released, the more it looks like the reasoning behind the waterboarding was political. However, not all of the information was released.
Here's my take: Cheney and friends authorized torture. They did it as a knee-jerk reaction to a post-9/11 world. It's been done before (Cromwell, Stalin), and it will unfortunately be done again. That doesn't make it right, but there may have been some truly good reasoning behind it. If waterboarding performed the function per my reasoning above, I'll bite. However, the number of times waterboarding took place per individual is questionable.
And if any of you think Pelosi or the high level Democrats are innocent or oblivious on this, think again. If it comes out that our worst fears are confirmed, then Pelosi should be behind bars with "Dead Eye Dick."
Any questions?
Friday, February 27, 2009
Yes!
I love to yell and scream at the idiots in charge.
I don't do this very often.
In fact, I rarely do it.
Yet this morning, I am more than proud to eat crow.
I began reading an article (http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200902261114), preparing myself for the same lunacy I read every day. Yet then, a gem:
"Housing the homeless is a goal. This will give us more money for shelters, to take care of shelters that exist..."
FINALLY, someone... somewhere, said something of merit. For the first time in years, someone is actually recognizing the problems of the street... and plans to do something about it. I'm smiling while I write this.
It's not in my nature to agree with our leaders. Our lazy Democrats and clueless Republicans choose to enter in useless political bluster, ignoring the real problems of our society. We see the debates, watch the protests, and nothing gets done.
Meanwhile, people are cold... hungry... and in need. The homeless cannot get meaningful employment because they have no address (and the shelters are off limits to employers). No job, no way to move up. You get it.
Say what you want about the shortcomings of Obama and his plan, but this little slice of the pie makes me proud of our leadership (momentarily, perhaps). I've seen the President treat the poor with dignity and respect, and the case of Henrietta Hughes is evidence to that effect. I'm glad, really.
It makes me believe that someone in a position of authority actually gives a crap about the poor. I like thinking like that. Even though such thoughts may be totally naive... these are good thoughts...
...and I am appreciative for them, even for a moment.
I don't do this very often.
In fact, I rarely do it.
Yet this morning, I am more than proud to eat crow.
I began reading an article (http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200902261114), preparing myself for the same lunacy I read every day. Yet then, a gem:
"Housing the homeless is a goal. This will give us more money for shelters, to take care of shelters that exist..."
FINALLY, someone... somewhere, said something of merit. For the first time in years, someone is actually recognizing the problems of the street... and plans to do something about it. I'm smiling while I write this.
It's not in my nature to agree with our leaders. Our lazy Democrats and clueless Republicans choose to enter in useless political bluster, ignoring the real problems of our society. We see the debates, watch the protests, and nothing gets done.
Meanwhile, people are cold... hungry... and in need. The homeless cannot get meaningful employment because they have no address (and the shelters are off limits to employers). No job, no way to move up. You get it.
Say what you want about the shortcomings of Obama and his plan, but this little slice of the pie makes me proud of our leadership (momentarily, perhaps). I've seen the President treat the poor with dignity and respect, and the case of Henrietta Hughes is evidence to that effect. I'm glad, really.
It makes me believe that someone in a position of authority actually gives a crap about the poor. I like thinking like that. Even though such thoughts may be totally naive... these are good thoughts...
...and I am appreciative for them, even for a moment.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Fill In the Blank
West Virginia is a great place to live, if you're a white, straight Christian. Guess that group is a little tired of diversity. Check this out:
http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200902150398
The article comments that one of the involved websites is involved in solely electing Republicans to office. Don't make the mistake of believing this a "Republican" problem, as the majority of elected officials in this state are Democrats.
Bigots come in all shapes and forms. I know, because I used to be one.
To properly trounce the target, one must dehumanize them. "Marriage equality" sounds a lot less provoking than "gay marriage." I've spoken about this before at length, and won't rehash it.
I ask, however, how does one reconcile such bigotry? Religion? Tradition? A lack of education?
Nope, Lewis Black says it best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-id4GKsaQk
http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200902150398
The article comments that one of the involved websites is involved in solely electing Republicans to office. Don't make the mistake of believing this a "Republican" problem, as the majority of elected officials in this state are Democrats.
Bigots come in all shapes and forms. I know, because I used to be one.
To properly trounce the target, one must dehumanize them. "Marriage equality" sounds a lot less provoking than "gay marriage." I've spoken about this before at length, and won't rehash it.
I ask, however, how does one reconcile such bigotry? Religion? Tradition? A lack of education?
Nope, Lewis Black says it best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-id4GKsaQk
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Love, Bailout, and Canes... Oh My!
Hello folks,
Here on the day of gankings... I spread love. Funny how these little traditions get started. However, for the sake of children... it's good that they give each other Valentine's and not weaponry.
My wife's birthday was on the 4th. Good times. She's never been to the Japanese restaurant around here, and she thoroughly loved it. Got to see Mike and Matt there, too... another bonus.
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School is studious, but captivating. The instruction is fantastic, and the books are even good to read. One class requires 3 books...
...but as any good Dr. Porter student knows, busting your ass is part of the deal. The syllabus is the contract which states "you show up, you work hard, and you bust your ass. In return, you get a good grade." I really like it.
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Speaking of reading, I'm rigorously taking to audiobooks again. How much of a boner kill was the ending of "The Historian?" All that Conan Doyle detective work, and that otr suspense...
...at the end, it was as if the author decided to go on a creative vacation. "The Appeal" is good so far. I haven't took up a Grisham book in months, and have yet to read "The Associate."
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My car is a total mess. For those not in the know, Kristen and I were in a wreck. No injuries, thankfully. I got rear-ended by someone following too close. In the midst of this, I was finishing a Defensive Driving course required for all state employees. I actually learned a few things, and was applying them when my little car got spanked.
I drive with different eyes, as some may expect. I think requiring drivers to take such a course is an excellent measure, and would vote for such an idea instantly.
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I voted for Obama (after my first and second choices dropped), and I think he's doing a pretty good job thus far in repairing our international reputation, and making descent headway in technology. But can someone explain how this bailout package is going to affect those who really need it... the poor?
I know, I know. Poor first, but who can blame me? At least this President appears to be sympathic, as demonstrated in the town hall meeting. Despite John Edwards being an absolute prick to his spouse (and what good elected official isn't), he did at least provide a plan to attack poverty.
Comments, please.
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Miami did another good job with the 2009 class. I really like Armstrong and Dye. Bryce Brown coming or not, Randy Shannon did another exceptional job.
So, this is where is pays off, right? Maybe.
After two new coordinators, a transferred quarterback, a suspension, one bloviated drama involving an assumed phenom freshman, and a partridge and a pear tree... we're in the 2009 preseason.
Miami improved from 5-7 to 7-6. Not bad, and a bowl game appearance to warrant that. Yet already Cane Nation is ready to throw Shannon on the hot seat after a few losses late in the year. Keep in mind, that many of the big names were freshmen and sophomores. Miracles can't happen overnight.
So, what's it going to take for Shannon to keep his job? More wins. I don't expect Miami to win 11-12 games. I don't delude myself into believing that like other fanbase bases (WVU, FSU, and Notre Dame). Miami's early schedule is brutal. Check this out.
Should Miami end up with another 7 wins, fans will be calling for Shannon's head. I don't buy that. 6 wins? I'll buy that. Should Miami somehow beat Oklahoma... LOOK OUT.
The crystal ball:
A brutal and tough start. A kickass finish due to the experience gained from the rough start.
Lowest record: 7-5
Highest record: 9-3
Prediction: 8-4
Here on the day of gankings... I spread love. Funny how these little traditions get started. However, for the sake of children... it's good that they give each other Valentine's and not weaponry.
My wife's birthday was on the 4th. Good times. She's never been to the Japanese restaurant around here, and she thoroughly loved it. Got to see Mike and Matt there, too... another bonus.
-------------
School is studious, but captivating. The instruction is fantastic, and the books are even good to read. One class requires 3 books...
...but as any good Dr. Porter student knows, busting your ass is part of the deal. The syllabus is the contract which states "you show up, you work hard, and you bust your ass. In return, you get a good grade." I really like it.
------------
Speaking of reading, I'm rigorously taking to audiobooks again. How much of a boner kill was the ending of "The Historian?" All that Conan Doyle detective work, and that otr suspense...
...at the end, it was as if the author decided to go on a creative vacation. "The Appeal" is good so far. I haven't took up a Grisham book in months, and have yet to read "The Associate."
------------
My car is a total mess. For those not in the know, Kristen and I were in a wreck. No injuries, thankfully. I got rear-ended by someone following too close. In the midst of this, I was finishing a Defensive Driving course required for all state employees. I actually learned a few things, and was applying them when my little car got spanked.
I drive with different eyes, as some may expect. I think requiring drivers to take such a course is an excellent measure, and would vote for such an idea instantly.
------------
I voted for Obama (after my first and second choices dropped), and I think he's doing a pretty good job thus far in repairing our international reputation, and making descent headway in technology. But can someone explain how this bailout package is going to affect those who really need it... the poor?
I know, I know. Poor first, but who can blame me? At least this President appears to be sympathic, as demonstrated in the town hall meeting. Despite John Edwards being an absolute prick to his spouse (and what good elected official isn't), he did at least provide a plan to attack poverty.
Comments, please.
------------
Miami did another good job with the 2009 class. I really like Armstrong and Dye. Bryce Brown coming or not, Randy Shannon did another exceptional job.
So, this is where is pays off, right? Maybe.
After two new coordinators, a transferred quarterback, a suspension, one bloviated drama involving an assumed phenom freshman, and a partridge and a pear tree... we're in the 2009 preseason.
Miami improved from 5-7 to 7-6. Not bad, and a bowl game appearance to warrant that. Yet already Cane Nation is ready to throw Shannon on the hot seat after a few losses late in the year. Keep in mind, that many of the big names were freshmen and sophomores. Miracles can't happen overnight.
So, what's it going to take for Shannon to keep his job? More wins. I don't expect Miami to win 11-12 games. I don't delude myself into believing that like other fanbase bases (WVU, FSU, and Notre Dame). Miami's early schedule is brutal. Check this out.
- Sept. 7 at Florida State (W)
- Sept. 17 Georgia Tech (L)
- Sept. 26 at Virginia Tech (?)
- Oct. 3 Oklahoma (L)
- Oct. 10 Florida A&M (W)
- Oct. 17 at Central Florida (W)
- Oct. 24 Clemson (W)
- Oct. 31 at Wake Forest (W)
- Nov. 7 Virginia (W)
- Nov. 14 at North Carolina (?)
- Nov. 21 Duke (W)
- Nov. 28 at South Florida (W)
Should Miami end up with another 7 wins, fans will be calling for Shannon's head. I don't buy that. 6 wins? I'll buy that. Should Miami somehow beat Oklahoma... LOOK OUT.
The crystal ball:
A brutal and tough start. A kickass finish due to the experience gained from the rough start.
Lowest record: 7-5
Highest record: 9-3
Prediction: 8-4
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Jason Farley
Again, I come to this blog with a heavy heart.
I attempted to go Cincinnati this Christmas with Kristen. For some reason, the right tire kept deinflating. When we decided to stay, the tire was fine.
I received the message.
I learn yesterday that one of my friends (who I also worked with) died before Christmas. I don't know nor will venture the specific details of his death, but it was not from natural causes... nor was it his fault. I don't know what happened that night, but I'm going to know.
Could that have been me with a wrecked vehicle, lying there without any help? Worse still... could it have been Kristen?
I'm not sure what it is about the students who went to George Washington High School... Bart Monk, Rob Goldberg, Vaughn Suppa, and now Jason Farley all have passed. These were people I knew, all 30 or younger, highly intelligent... and now snatched away.
I played football (though I had no business playing there) with Bart and Rob. I was in JROTC (another place I had no business with) with Vaughn and Jason.
I knew Jason the best the four.
I went to junior high school and high school with Jason. Mostly, he was a surprisingly shy and highly intelligent person. At Marquee, I saw the nature of his intelligence... as he often spouted off these amazing bits of knowledge about history. Jason was remarkable in the breadth and diversity of his knowledge.
He still has a quote that makes me laugh. I'll never forget it as long as I live. I don't think it's appropriate to post now... not because it's dirty.
I really liked Jason, and appreciated talking to someone at Marquee Cinemas who I knew, went to school with, and had a passion for learning. Come to think of it, Jason's knowledge was the first real idea I had that I could actually go back to school and get my degree. I didn't have the spark until I met Kristen.
When I worked at Marquee, Jason never failed to share his knowledge or ask my opinion. Dare I say, I participated in my first level of higher thought with Jason... no debates, just talking. I got my B.A. in History... imagine that.
I feel sick. Have I reached the point in my life where I have to check the obituaries every day? I learned about all the aforementioned deaths (including Dr. Richards) late. Do I really have to start reading that... opening that page every day? It's like playing Russian Roulette.
I'm done for now.
I attempted to go Cincinnati this Christmas with Kristen. For some reason, the right tire kept deinflating. When we decided to stay, the tire was fine.
I received the message.
I learn yesterday that one of my friends (who I also worked with) died before Christmas. I don't know nor will venture the specific details of his death, but it was not from natural causes... nor was it his fault. I don't know what happened that night, but I'm going to know.
Could that have been me with a wrecked vehicle, lying there without any help? Worse still... could it have been Kristen?
I'm not sure what it is about the students who went to George Washington High School... Bart Monk, Rob Goldberg, Vaughn Suppa, and now Jason Farley all have passed. These were people I knew, all 30 or younger, highly intelligent... and now snatched away.
I played football (though I had no business playing there) with Bart and Rob. I was in JROTC (another place I had no business with) with Vaughn and Jason.
I knew Jason the best the four.
I went to junior high school and high school with Jason. Mostly, he was a surprisingly shy and highly intelligent person. At Marquee, I saw the nature of his intelligence... as he often spouted off these amazing bits of knowledge about history. Jason was remarkable in the breadth and diversity of his knowledge.
He still has a quote that makes me laugh. I'll never forget it as long as I live. I don't think it's appropriate to post now... not because it's dirty.
I really liked Jason, and appreciated talking to someone at Marquee Cinemas who I knew, went to school with, and had a passion for learning. Come to think of it, Jason's knowledge was the first real idea I had that I could actually go back to school and get my degree. I didn't have the spark until I met Kristen.
When I worked at Marquee, Jason never failed to share his knowledge or ask my opinion. Dare I say, I participated in my first level of higher thought with Jason... no debates, just talking. I got my B.A. in History... imagine that.
I feel sick. Have I reached the point in my life where I have to check the obituaries every day? I learned about all the aforementioned deaths (including Dr. Richards) late. Do I really have to start reading that... opening that page every day? It's like playing Russian Roulette.
I'm done for now.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Homelessness in WV
This makes me want to vomit.
http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200901120683
..."The number of homeless people increased in West Virginia between January 2005 and January 2007 more quickly than almost anywhere in the nation..."
No one has done anything to assist in this. Not one person anywhere. In an earlier study in mid-2008, WV also has the greatest gap between rich and poor than anywhere else in the country. Many often remarked, so what?
These things are why "so what."
No, I'm not going to sprout off about it being the government's fault, because we elected those fools in the first place. Now we see the tragic result.
It isn't just about the economy, because those with half a brain saw this coming. For years, we as a society (especially in WV) are delightfully clueless about what really happens in the streets. Otherwise, we wouldn't hear stupid things like "there are no such things as homeless veterans."
If you've never been hungry or spent a night on the street, then you haven't a clue. None. Granted, who would want to have such a thing? But it is the duty of those with means to assist those without.
I'm not talking about welfare here, because that's bullshit... and it doesn't freaking work.
Homelessness costs perhaps a good person a chance for a job, since employers require that individual to have a mailing address. Medical assistance is shoddy, and that shoddy expense comes to hit the taxpayer hard.
Not to mention crime... and the bitter cold of winter.
First of all, those without means are treated with a lack of respect, a lack of dignity. Events far beyond their control have often landed them in a sewer. Not everyone has a support system, or a nice car. We ignore the bum on the street, because they're dangerous.
If the fix means to raise taxes, then do it. If it means to start public works and to create more efficient health care, do it.
If we've got enough money to donate $20 to a DVD, or to an offering plate... then we can all chip in to help the people on the street.
Because if you've ever faced such a thing, you see life with different eyes...
...and it pisses you off.
We haven't too far to look into the mouth of hell.
This was one of the many things Dr. Richards was talking about... getting in touch with the community.
Are we brave enough to drop the stupid political jargon and execute... for the sake of each other? Are we strong enough to drop the act and make "Christmas donations" and everyday event? Are we diligent enough to force our leaders to declare war on poverty? Are we intelligent enough to remove those leaders who don't?
I hope so.
http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200901120683
..."The number of homeless people increased in West Virginia between January 2005 and January 2007 more quickly than almost anywhere in the nation..."
No one has done anything to assist in this. Not one person anywhere. In an earlier study in mid-2008, WV also has the greatest gap between rich and poor than anywhere else in the country. Many often remarked, so what?
These things are why "so what."
No, I'm not going to sprout off about it being the government's fault, because we elected those fools in the first place. Now we see the tragic result.
It isn't just about the economy, because those with half a brain saw this coming. For years, we as a society (especially in WV) are delightfully clueless about what really happens in the streets. Otherwise, we wouldn't hear stupid things like "there are no such things as homeless veterans."
If you've never been hungry or spent a night on the street, then you haven't a clue. None. Granted, who would want to have such a thing? But it is the duty of those with means to assist those without.
I'm not talking about welfare here, because that's bullshit... and it doesn't freaking work.
Homelessness costs perhaps a good person a chance for a job, since employers require that individual to have a mailing address. Medical assistance is shoddy, and that shoddy expense comes to hit the taxpayer hard.
Not to mention crime... and the bitter cold of winter.
First of all, those without means are treated with a lack of respect, a lack of dignity. Events far beyond their control have often landed them in a sewer. Not everyone has a support system, or a nice car. We ignore the bum on the street, because they're dangerous.
If the fix means to raise taxes, then do it. If it means to start public works and to create more efficient health care, do it.
If we've got enough money to donate $20 to a DVD, or to an offering plate... then we can all chip in to help the people on the street.
Because if you've ever faced such a thing, you see life with different eyes...
...and it pisses you off.
We haven't too far to look into the mouth of hell.
This was one of the many things Dr. Richards was talking about... getting in touch with the community.
Are we brave enough to drop the stupid political jargon and execute... for the sake of each other? Are we strong enough to drop the act and make "Christmas donations" and everyday event? Are we diligent enough to force our leaders to declare war on poverty? Are we intelligent enough to remove those leaders who don't?
I hope so.
Monday, January 12, 2009
The Golden Globes, 2009
- The most appropriate move yet in film awards history.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar1qWdpU49g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar1qWdpU49g
Sunday, January 11, 2009
1/11/09: Ideas and Ravings
- I still can't get the loss of Dr. Richards out of my mind. WVSU would be very smart to set up some sort of memorial for him... say, rename Hill Hall.
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- 4 million new jobs with the upcoming administration? We'll see. I'd consider a fraction of that a success.
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- Christopher Nolan's trend of silence on "Batman 3" is bordering on the absurd. There's a point when building anticipation is replaced by tomfoolery.
Yet, if it will keep in the business of making great films Batman related... I'll take it.
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- There's nothing like a good airhorn. Nothing. Seeing or hearing an airhorn always brings a smile to my face. And it scares the everloving crap out of everyone in its path. I'm just juvenile that way...
... tee, hee. I need to buy another one.
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- I recently watched "The Black Cat" (1934). It's good. Not the best Lugosi work, but a very good one.
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"Supernatural" is quickly shooting up the chart of my favorite TV show list. Rarely have I seen such care given into a storyline, and executed so efficiently. I highly recommend watching it from the beginning. If I had to rank my favorite TV shows, it'd go something like this...
1. Batman: The Animated Series
2. Married With Children
3. Supernatural
4. Justice League
5. Smallville/Pinky and the Brain
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- As for Smallville...
...put Clark in the damned cape already. How many more pre-Superman stories can be told? I hear Tom Welling has signed for Season 9. In that case, give us a whole season of Tom Welling as Superman. Isn't one of Superman's many nicknames "Smallville?"
Smallville was one of the reasons why I started to actually like the character of Superman. He's fought off every 'B' villain imaginable. We've seen the Justice League. We've seen Doomsday and Brainiac.
Either bring in Darkseid or put him in the cape. Now.
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- Why do I get the feeling that if Fox gets a hold of Watchmen, they'll turn it into PG-13? Though I stipulate Fox had merit in its case, I consider the timing more than suspicious. The whole DC vs. Marvel (WB vs. Fox) thing may have its first casualty. I have never read the graphic novel, but know the story. The fanbase is going to be pissed. I can't imagine a PG-13 Watchmen. It's a bit like the Schumacher/Batman films.
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- By the way, bigotry is not indicative of a political party. I'd just like to clear that up. Pricks are pricks, and they come in all shapes and forms.
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- I actually picked up the pages again of one of the worst books I've ever read... Benn's "China's Golden Age." I saw it on my shelf, thinking... "it can't possibly be this bad." Much like an Alzheimer's patient, I tried reading it again. I made it through 3 pages, and that was because I was trying.
Only history freaks like me would do such a thing. It sucked when it was required reading as an undergrad, and it sucks even harder still. I have rarely read such boring and suffocatingly dull dribble. I had fun more picking at my fingernails.
Smack the reader, arrest the author.
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Why do so many history books suck? Crane Brinton and Robert Dallek don't suck. It is possible not to suck.
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LB
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- 4 million new jobs with the upcoming administration? We'll see. I'd consider a fraction of that a success.
---
- Christopher Nolan's trend of silence on "Batman 3" is bordering on the absurd. There's a point when building anticipation is replaced by tomfoolery.
Yet, if it will keep in the business of making great films Batman related... I'll take it.
---
- There's nothing like a good airhorn. Nothing. Seeing or hearing an airhorn always brings a smile to my face. And it scares the everloving crap out of everyone in its path. I'm just juvenile that way...
... tee, hee. I need to buy another one.
---
- I recently watched "The Black Cat" (1934). It's good. Not the best Lugosi work, but a very good one.
---
"Supernatural" is quickly shooting up the chart of my favorite TV show list. Rarely have I seen such care given into a storyline, and executed so efficiently. I highly recommend watching it from the beginning. If I had to rank my favorite TV shows, it'd go something like this...
1. Batman: The Animated Series
2. Married With Children
3. Supernatural
4. Justice League
5. Smallville/Pinky and the Brain
---
- As for Smallville...
...put Clark in the damned cape already. How many more pre-Superman stories can be told? I hear Tom Welling has signed for Season 9. In that case, give us a whole season of Tom Welling as Superman. Isn't one of Superman's many nicknames "Smallville?"
Smallville was one of the reasons why I started to actually like the character of Superman. He's fought off every 'B' villain imaginable. We've seen the Justice League. We've seen Doomsday and Brainiac.
Either bring in Darkseid or put him in the cape. Now.
---
- Why do I get the feeling that if Fox gets a hold of Watchmen, they'll turn it into PG-13? Though I stipulate Fox had merit in its case, I consider the timing more than suspicious. The whole DC vs. Marvel (WB vs. Fox) thing may have its first casualty. I have never read the graphic novel, but know the story. The fanbase is going to be pissed. I can't imagine a PG-13 Watchmen. It's a bit like the Schumacher/Batman films.
---
- By the way, bigotry is not indicative of a political party. I'd just like to clear that up. Pricks are pricks, and they come in all shapes and forms.
---
- I actually picked up the pages again of one of the worst books I've ever read... Benn's "China's Golden Age." I saw it on my shelf, thinking... "it can't possibly be this bad." Much like an Alzheimer's patient, I tried reading it again. I made it through 3 pages, and that was because I was trying.
Only history freaks like me would do such a thing. It sucked when it was required reading as an undergrad, and it sucks even harder still. I have rarely read such boring and suffocatingly dull dribble. I had fun more picking at my fingernails.
Smack the reader, arrest the author.
---
Why do so many history books suck? Crane Brinton and Robert Dallek don't suck. It is possible not to suck.
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LB
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