Wishes From the Disenchanted

1. To wistfully surrender to another sweet kiss.
2. More happiness. Everybody needs it.
3. Someone to shut up Chris Dodd
4. While they're at it... Michelle Bachmann, Roland Burris, Sarah Palin, Al Sharpton, and the hundreds of political entities who annoy the everloving piss out of me.
5. A Dark Knight sequel involving Two-Face (call me crazy, but I don't care).
6. Conservatives who accept gays, and hippies that shave and bathe (paraphrasing Patton Oswalt).
7. A rationale explanation on why the public allows Hollywood to mass produce shit (.
8. Another vacation. It did me a lot of good.
9. A quick extinction for reality television.
10. Money in my pocket so my wife and I can have a child.
11. A really great semester.
12. An even better Christmas.
13. My thesis (all three of them) to royally kick ass.
14. To visit Europe.
15. To find one political figure who doesn't cheat on their spouses.
16. Another great John Grisham book.
17. For the BBC to dramatize some more stories.
18. To own the Complete Conan Doyle Sherlock Holmes collection from the above listed company. But, it's expensive.
19. For someone to actually do something about poverty, especially in West Virginia.
20. For my neighbors to finally run out of their endless supply of fireworks, which wake me every night until 2 A.M.





R.I.P. Michael Jackson.