Yes!

I love to yell and scream at the idiots in charge.

I don't do this very often.

In fact, I rarely do it.

Yet this morning, I am more than proud to eat crow.

I began reading an article (http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200902261114), preparing myself for the same lunacy I read every day. Yet then, a gem:

"Housing the homeless is a goal. This will give us more money for shelters, to take care of shelters that exist..."

FINALLY, someone... somewhere, said something of merit. For the first time in years, someone is actually recognizing the problems of the street... and plans to do something about it. I'm smiling while I write this.

It's not in my nature to agree with our leaders. Our lazy Democrats and clueless Republicans choose to enter in useless political bluster, ignoring the real problems of our society. We see the debates, watch the protests, and nothing gets done.

Meanwhile, people are cold... hungry... and in need. The homeless cannot get meaningful employment because they have no address (and the shelters are off limits to employers). No job, no way to move up. You get it.


Say what you want about the shortcomings of Obama and his plan, but this little slice of the pie makes me proud of our leadership (momentarily, perhaps). I've seen the President treat the poor with dignity and respect, and the case of Henrietta Hughes is evidence to that effect. I'm glad, really.

It makes me believe that someone in a position of authority actually gives a crap about the poor. I like thinking like that. Even though such thoughts may be totally naive... these are good thoughts...

...and I am appreciative for them, even for a moment.

Fill In the Blank

West Virginia is a great place to live, if you're a white, straight Christian. Guess that group is a little tired of diversity. Check this out:

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200902150398

The article comments that one of the involved websites is involved in solely electing Republicans to office. Don't make the mistake of believing this a "Republican" problem, as the majority of elected officials in this state are Democrats.

Bigots come in all shapes and forms. I know, because I used to be one.

To properly trounce the target, one must dehumanize them. "Marriage equality" sounds a lot less provoking than "gay marriage." I've spoken about this before at length, and won't rehash it.

I ask, however, how does one reconcile such bigotry? Religion? Tradition? A lack of education?



Nope, Lewis Black says it best.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-id4GKsaQk

Update: Denouncement of Citizenship

Look, I need a new state of citizenship.

Someone take me.

Update Shots, 7/13/2008

- I love wedded life.

- I am still Office Manager at DEP's AML. The romantic edge is off, which leads me to...

- I'm starting film school in the fall. I'm also going to work full-time. Call me insane if you wish.

- Yes, I have my tickets to go see TDK at midnight. I'm waiting until the end of August to go to Cincinnati to see it in IMAX.

- We may be spending Christmas in Rancho Mirage.

- The institution of government is still a mess. Democrats and Republicans yell about everything, and solve nothing.

- I still have yet to find a state after denouncing my citizenship to the state of West Virginia.

- I've dropped another 20 pounds since June 1st.

- A few good books have come my way, and they were each a pleasure to read.

- Kristen has taken it upon herself to integrate me into her musical tastes. Depeche Mode has been the most effective strategy thus far.

- Many notable names have passed away in the past 12 months. I'm not necessarily implying deeper meaning.

- The election coverage is ridiculous. When are these idiots going to debate? Then again, I'm not sure if I care.

- I have officially mastered the art of cooking great spaghetti. My own concoctions are the best I've tasted. I would love to have some test dummies to further this theory, and further perfect my craft.

- How in the blue fuck can I still play drums after not touching them since 1996?

- I'm interviewing employees for a short-term assignment (6 months). I haven't been that impressed thus far.

- I really haven't spent time with my friends lately, which is disconcerting.

- 2008 has been a good year to go to the movies. Cloverfield, Iron Man, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, the Incredible Hulk, and Get Smart were all worthwhile. Call me crazy, but I like the Incredible Hulk the best of that bunch.

- Why are folks surprised when they read shit like this?
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/07/business/media/07carr.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&pagewanted=all&adxnnlx=1215439354-/AN7gATdi5/k3AS4ww/AEw

- And this? http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200807120355 The aforementioned articles is yet another testament to the effectiveness of West Virginia and its programs.

- Yesterday, there were four channels with NASCAR on them at the same time. Fortunately, I had enough restraint not to cut myself.




LB

Hell's Rectum, Updates

At least they have NASCAR...

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200803020459

Formal Denouncement of Citizenship of West Virginia

I am no longer a citizen of West Virginia. I am so utterly disgusted and appalled. One of the last remnants of the Confederacy has gained even more steam in its biggest fan base. The ghost of Andrew Jackson will never die.

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200802280761










I am in Blazing Saddles. West Virginia is Rock Ridge. The governments are exactly the same, with Democrats and Republicans in tow. Unfortunately, there is no Sheriff Bart. There is no Waco Kid.

I'm sure many a West Virginian unleashed their shotguns into the air. Conway Twitty boomed on the radio, while the hooch flowed like rain. Many a sister were inappropriately touched by their brother, and many a daughter and wife were beaten from sheer glee from a drunken father. The economy was still a festering rectum, but it didn't matter.




NASCAR is officially here. Congrats to the monkeys in government with another perfect distraction. Not only do we have 850,000 churches, good ol' Mountaineer football (brilliantly played by the string-pullers), and not an African-American in sight.

We have proven once again that West Virginia is a fantastic place to live... if you're a white heterosexual Christian.


Conservatism, in its most annoying form, is alive and well. As such, I quote the film referenced above. And this is what has happened...


"Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving."


That's right. I'm leaving. I've mentally packed my bags and hitting the road. I may work here, sleep here, and buy groceries here... but I'm not here. I've tuned out Toby Keith and all the other bigotry the "good ol' boys" have to offer.

My citizenship to a state is officially up for auction. It won't take much to sway me. Believe me.

Any takers?

The Idiot Wagon Keeps Moving

I've many times mentioned or alluded that West Virginia political entities are either stupid and or ineffective. Democrat, Republican, or Independent... it makes absolutely no difference. Here's the latest stroke of brilliance.

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/200802100463

Forget about maximizing choice.

--Feel free to insert a comment or hopefully joke/insult here.--