It's really, really easy for someone to identify my political beliefs. That's not really the point here.
It's election time. Some truly awful, stupid, and hilarious things will come out of all of our candidates' mouths. It just so happens a few have happened recently. I'm going to swipe at everyone, including the ones I'm considering to vote for.
So, with that said, here goes...
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Mike Huckabee (you know if you change the 'H' into an 'F' in his last name...). This guy seems to be rising in the polls. He was a former Senator and governor of Arkansas (wow, where have we hard that before). He's got a lot of Christian support, so that's a good thing... right?
Well, don't be fooled, folks. He's also an idiot, just like the rest of them. Wayne DuMond case, anybody?
He also has some really dumb quotes, too. Something along the lines of Rick Santorum, perhaps.
"There’s never been a civilization that has rewritten what marriage and family means and survive."- Men's Style. He's really helping that notion of Christian tolerance, huh?
"Homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle, and we now know it can pose a dangerous public health risk."- AP, 12/2007. Wow. Richard Simmons a terrorist? Who knew?
"If a person dresses provocatively, they're calling attention -- maybe not the most desirable kind -- to private parts of their body."- Gotta love that freedom of speech. So... should we also ban kilts?
“I’m just telling you, I’m not overtly campaigning against anybody,” said Huckabee. “…I just don’t do it. I’ve got plenty of things to talk about, and I don’t need to use them as the filler for my speech.” Huckabee called fellow Republican Mitt Romney's new ad “desperate” Tuesday, comparing his actions to those of “a tattle-tale in third grade.”- CNN, 12/2007. And I thought Romney and John Kerry were the only ones who could say two completely different things in the same sentence.
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Joe Biden. Boy, this guy hates Republicans... almost as much as Huckabee and Santorum hate gays. He's the guy to answered "yes" when asked if he would behave himself and watch his mouth. Pretty cool, huh?
Well, not really...
"You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. ... I'm not joking."- So there's a law that says that? Wow, and I thought Democrats were supposed to be tolerant.
"I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important thing."- Really? What exactly are saying, Mr. Biden?
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." -on Barack Obama. Which book? Mein Kampf?
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That's just a warmup. Just remember, one of these idiots is going to be our next President. I'll probably do McCain and Obama tomorrow. It's only going to get better.
Later, folks.
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